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How to traumatize your children
How to traumatize your children
How to traumatise your children
How to traumatize your children
How to traumatize your children
How to traumatize your children
How to traumatise your children

How To Traumatize Your Children

£7.99


  • Traumatise your child with skills and a plan
  • Hilarious (until you see your own parents' techniques) and frighteningly accurate
  • 7 proven methods to screw up your kids
  • Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions!
  • 192 pages

Description
Since we're all bound to traumatize our children anyway, isn't it best to choose our method in advance, so that we are aware of the malfunctions they will develop later in life? The chances are, your parents screwed you up big time, but they did that by accident! With our How To Traumatize Your Children book, you will learn to be in complete control over the ridiculous things that you do during your child's life!
The book teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you implement the same disastrous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed!  Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions!

Dimensions
Measures approximately W12 x H18cm, 192 pages